why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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