If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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