Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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