i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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