p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
home. puking in laundry basket.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
