4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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