Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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