How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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