Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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