blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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