I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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