I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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