Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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