But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
