I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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