Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
