Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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