It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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