Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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