Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
dude. I can hear the air.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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