make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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