Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The feeling are messing with the penis
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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