can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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