we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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