I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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