Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
