I have demons in me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Randomize
