I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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