There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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