i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
