I feel like I'm in dance class right now
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
smell my finger.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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