Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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