Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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