Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy sore nipples Batman
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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