my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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