I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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