I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I'm really busy with my period
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