using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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