if i can run in heels then i can drive
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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