Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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