Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we made out on top of his cat.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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