Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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