I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
