We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
and she was petting her beer can
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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