Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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