Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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