You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Randomize
