Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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