Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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