We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
