when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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