Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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