I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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