it hurts more in the daytime
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
