Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just tell him i said nine months
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
