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proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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