at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
dude. I can hear the air.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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