did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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