What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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